i swear to god i saw the ravenstag in my dreams once
June 2013
63 posts
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
Listen
You know what? I’m going to do an experiment.
I’m going to leave this track here, completely unmarked, and tag it with everything I can. If you like it, reblog it, give it some notes. If you don’t, ignore it and move on with your life. I’ll tag it with a bunch of fandoms, so people can hear it.
Just out of curiosity. Press play and see what happens.
I’ll give you one hint: I consider it beautiful.
Delicious.
It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry
what—
OH MY GOD
well duh, what did you think it was? a root?
I just want to let you all know
That feeling when you haven’t cleaned your glasses in a while, then you do, and then put them on again.
Fuck.
It’s so HD.
I can see all the pixels.
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
when you choose the wrong dialogue option
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
satan's call
aph italy
I REVERSED THE MARUKAITE CHIKYUU?????????
mY EARS HELP
What the hell.
I’m pretty sure that this is a satanic hypnotic message. We have all been brainwashed under our Lord and Savior Doitsu.
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!Okay wts in the inbox people?!?!?!
Ok but I’d be willing to bet good money I get nothing.
あなたはとてもかわいいです :3 ~
ありがとうございます！きみもかわいいですよ～。私はきみの髪が好きですね。
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
“These are the features of the PS4
- fuck you microsoft
- fuck you microsoft
- fuck you microsoft”
So I’m scrolling down my dashboard
My mother walks in the room and says something
I look at her because I didn’t quite hear her because I was reading something
And she’s like “Oh great, just fucking ignore me like I don’t exist”
And she walks out of my room, crying.
And I’m just sitting here wondering what I did
Share 10 facts about yourself then pass this onto 10 of your favorite followers
No. :3
Edit: Because I don’t do these things. Also I don’t have ten followers. But I’m flattered that I’m one of your ten favourite. <3
For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall.
Just do it okay.
Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever
just write walrus
So then you know…
some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
so doing this.
oh my some one did this at my school bathroom
- My mom: don't go telling people on the internet your real name
- My internet friends: know my real name, age, height, weight, star sign, sexual orientation, shoe size, favorite starburst color, preferred sleeping position, and brief synopsis of my entire life history
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, she still sustains solid savings.
seriously
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this
