i swear to god i saw the ravenstag in my dreams once
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
That feeling when you haven’t cleaned your glasses in a while, then you do, and then put them on again.
It’s so HD.
I can see all the pixels.
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
Okay wts in the inbox people?!?!?!
Ok but I’d be willing to bet good money I get nothing.
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
“These are the features of the PS4
- fuck you microsoft
- fuck you microsoft
- fuck you microsoft”
When you don’t have a rp partner
So I’m scrolling down my dashboard
My mother walks in the room and says something
I look at her because I didn’t quite hear her because I was reading something
And she’s like “Oh great, just fucking ignore me like I don’t exist”
And she walks out of my room, crying.
And I’m just sitting here wondering what I did
Edit: Because I don’t do these things. Also I don’t have ten followers. But I’m flattered that I’m one of your ten favourite. <3
For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall.
Just do it okay.
Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever
just write walrus
So then you know…
some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
so doing this.
oh my some one did this at my school bathroom
- My mom: don't go telling people on the internet your real name
- My internet friends: know my real name, age, height, weight, star sign, sexual orientation, shoe size, favorite starburst color, preferred sleeping position, and brief synopsis of my entire life history
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, she still sustains solid savings.